lube in a tube

hand sanitizer

deriving from yet another maths convo.

Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

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Cuban Lube

soaking a towel in ball sweat and pork, and squeezing it on a pleasure hole.

I just cuban lubed that chick last night.

by cubanmike September 20, 2016

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Lube Licker

A person (most times a male) who licks lube out of an ass so they can try it dry.

Hey Jimmy I heard your a lube licker gross!

by TheInsultMaker July 10, 2022

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lube pooper

One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.

The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.

Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."

A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.

B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!

by a huge rooster March 21, 2015

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