Tity Licker

one who licks tits. Some times will season them with there own jizz, or cunt

I'm going to try the "Tity Licker" move one my Girlfriend.

by Evan winfree November 25, 2009

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

by Smokyoin April 12, 2021

Twat-licker

One who gives oral sex to a women, using the tongue in various ways.

That twat-licker really had some skills.

by Jenn May 13, 2005

Plate licker

A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.

Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"

by Boglehead February 17, 2013

dirty dick licker

some one who is a worthless scumbag.

Fred don't help out becuase he's a dirty dicl licker.

by jon jonz February 25, 2004

nut licker

Someone who licks a scrotum.

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

LinkedInality

1. the state or quality of having existence or substance on LinkedIn;
2. its not fully a reality but it does have a part of reality, which is unfortunately sometimes needed to get attention to your LinkedIn profile and your résumé.

Do not believe everything you read on Linkedin where people post about their achievements, its LinkedInality not reality.

by wise.master October 11, 2021