A phenomenon that takes place in the popular areas of a big city (like in Miami, this would consist of South Beach, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, Sunset Place and Downtown), usually on a Friday and Saturday night, the nights where lots of people go out. Consists of riding around in a hooked up car (body work, rims, etc..) but most importantly is the presence of a sound system with bass inside of your car. It is preferable to have your car filled with your "boys" showing you are all in on it. Your music needs to be playing loud and your windows down. A rattling car from bass typically always attracts people's attention for a moment, and then they go on their way. One of the rare cases that traffic is a good thing because with more traffic comes more time to show off. Rap is the music of choice during a loser lap due to low bass hits and the intensity of the music. You can take the approach where you look serious and tough and let the music do the talking for you or you can play around more and cat call at women in addition to the music playing. Once you have travelled past the popular area, you can turn around and do it again (thus the concept of a lap) because people are always on the move and you will have new batch to show off in front of. Or you can go to a new area. The concept stems from the animal kingdom, similar to how a lion flaunts it's mane when it wants to show off and reproduce. The ills of loser laps can't be elaborated on enough. The modifications to your car will costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. Women don't respond sexually to bass rattling a car and your cat calls. The attention that you get is fleeting and will leave you feeling empty as soon it is over increasing the need to do it again. And it is not a substitute for actually approaching a women in person and carrying on conversation. Typically performed by adolescent men who are insecure about themselves, don't have enough courage to approach a woman, and subscribe to the "thug" subculture (thus the concept of the loser). Also note that this behavior can result in a citation from police for noise violation.
Yo dawg, it's Friday night. Let's go to Coconut Grove (The person will not explicity say let's go do loser laps. It's just what they intend to do when they get to Coconut Grove, assuming they fit all the criteria mentioned above)
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A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.
Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.
Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.
"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."
"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."
"well..."
"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"
"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."
"well..."
"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"
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Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!
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Get the Snatch Action Lawsuit mug.Lawson is an adorable lil guy. He usually has strong muscles but doesn’t realize it and is too shy to show them off. Usually Lawsons have a dirty side to them but they only show that part late at night. Lawson enjoys playing baseball and talking to girls named savannah. Lawson also enjoys having company and playing with dogs and getting lots of sleep. He’s pretty adorable but can be a little jealous sometimes, but that’s just him showing you he cares. He’s also hilarious and will make you laugh 24/7. If you ever wanna smile all you have to do is make eye contact with him.
“lawson is a cutie”
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Most of the time spent doing 489s will actually be spent complaining about how much work one has to do without actually doing it, acting intellectually superior, watching cat videos on youtube and spending course-related costs at the railway station on chocolate and thai prostitutes.
Most of the time spent doing 489s will actually be spent complaining about how much work one has to do without actually doing it, acting intellectually superior, watching cat videos on youtube and spending course-related costs at the railway station on chocolate and thai prostitutes.
"Hey do you wanna go to the Big K tonight?"
"Na man I've gotta do my LAWS 489, got soooooooo much to do, gotta be so smart for this shit."
*Hangs out in the law library eating chocolate and watching cat videos*
"Na man I've gotta do my LAWS 489, got soooooooo much to do, gotta be so smart for this shit."
*Hangs out in the law library eating chocolate and watching cat videos*
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