wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

pit laning

When a man fucks someone's armpit with his penis.

I want to pit lane you.
I like pit laning, it feels good Sir.

by the breaker January 14, 2009

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

Banga langing

Adj - A versatile word used to describe. If something's banga langing, it's good BUT if someone's banga langing then they're considered a spicy little individual.

Anya looks banga langing today

by Susan Boyle's breast milk November 30, 2018

Dirty Moon Landing

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.

She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

by The_Manbeast June 6, 2017

instrument landing

Having sex with a partner who provides no feedback.

Christ, she just layed there. It was a total instrument landing.

by Sterling T August 9, 2006