Kemper

A smart, loyal, little, person that laughs when you yell.

Kemper

Wasup

by Somebody 374683632842736 January 8, 2019

Kemping

Verb. When a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn't any birth control being used.

Dan met Trisha out at the bar and they went back to her place for some Kemping.

by Wallace Boggs August 24, 2004

Kemp

An alcoholic beverage created by two students Mr K. And Mr D. Half a pint of thatchers, half a pint of red bull, and as much vodka as you need.

James was killing it with the Ladies, kemp coursing through him.

10/10 - M Jackson

'A gift sent from God himself' - the Honey Badger

by The Real Mr K. December 18, 2015

Kempi

One of the hottest rappers from Holland, born in Curacao. And he lives in Eindhoven. He is one of the few wel known Real Ghetto Rappers in Holland.
Hits: Kutsysteem, Zet Um Op Baby, Zoveel Stress

Guy: Man, did you heard that kempi is just arrested for having a gun and coke.
Guy2:Again? Does he has a prison-subscription?

by Postboy May 21, 2007

Kempin

An amazing common surname used for people with wisdom, charisma and often, unbelievably gorgous.

"I wish I were more like a Kempin, maybe he would like me".

by Karen5446 January 21, 2009

Kempston Mouth

the taste of vagina mixed with the lingering taste of alcohol that remains in your mouth throughout the day because the individual has eaten out a chick the night before after being very drunk and then was unable to brush their teeth throughout the day.

"man i had the taste of kempston mouth throughout the day because of that crazy night."

by AKemps June 23, 2009

Kemper McTwister

-the kemper mctwister or (KMT) is actually a very serious problem that deals with being rapidly airborne. often during a very windy baseball game a kemp is likely to be hurled into the air by a dust tornado(twister). this is actually a very serious and scary moment for a dwarfy person. during the expirence one is often spotted scrambling for a McDonalds "McGriddles" biscuit so that he can stick his dong in the middle and beat off with the warm sensation rubbing on his pecker. thats why its called a Kemper McTwister

as i threw out the first pitch i spotted a rare Kemper McTwister in left field. i also noticed a McGriddles raper on the ground after the game. wonder where that was from??

by adkins...biotch April 15, 2005