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Jumping the Couch

1. The realization that someone has gone off the deep end.

2. Acting wildly foolish.
Tommy jumped the couch at the party when he told everybody he knew more than they did.
by LucySkyDiamonds August 31, 2005
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base jumping

BASE jumping literaly stands for Building, Antenna, Span (bridge), Earth (cliff).

When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.
by $kYd!v3r October 1, 2005
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Bungee Jumping

When you staple your ballsack to the roof of a building and jump off. The ultimate power move in a sexual situation.
Jack was being a little bitch and wouldn’t go bungee jumping with me
by Bigg Chops May 23, 2019
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jumping the couch

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"
by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005
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Jumping Strudel

Smacking someone EXTREMELY hard on the ass, while running and jumping in the air, leaving a red hand mark on the cheeks.
"Damn Derrick, how fast were you running when you gave me that jumping strudel? That bitch still stings."
by Dumas November 4, 2006
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mung jumping

An act requiring two people. First a freshly buried woman is unearthed and stripped of her clothes. Then one person eats the carcas out as the other jumps on her stomach causing her internal organs and fluids to be excreted from the body's orifices, namely the vagina into the other person's mouth.

This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.
"John and I went out last night and did a little mung jumping. Mm mm!"
by Optium February 2, 2005
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Moon Jumping

The act of jumping onto someone's bed with your pants down and wedging their pillow between your butt cheeks and rocking back and forth vigorously.
Once a common practice in high school and college dormitories, moon jumping is sweet revenge for having been wronged. The full force of a moon jump will not be appreciated until your victim goes to bed. If you've done a poor job wiping yourself, the results can be fantastic.
by Northwood Zeek December 9, 2011
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