by Logan February 10, 2004
A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.
Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?
Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.
Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.
by XXMetodZ November 08, 2010
by Shawn McAllister January 23, 2008
Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"
John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."
Jim: "You disgust me"
John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."
Jim: "You disgust me"
by Bastille III October 02, 2008
When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.
by bango_15 July 20, 2018
Swuv juke is when someone try’s to avoid what your saying or avoids the whole conversation in general.
B & C : cuddle session
Colsie: “no” ( very rude and passive aggressive)
B & C : you trying to swuv juke us or somethin?
Colsie: “no” ( very rude and passive aggressive)
B & C : you trying to swuv juke us or somethin?
by Belphie November 06, 2021
The act of walking into a bar, dropping a $20 in the Juke Box, selecting the same Justin Bebeir song (the most effeminate one he sings which in my opinion is all of them) over and over again until the money is gone, then immediatly exiting the premises with haste.
The bikers attempted to make it throught the fallout of a strategically placed "Juke Bomb" of the Justin Beiber song "One Less Lonely Girl". After the third playing, the bar was forced to clear out, and the man hunt for the assailent was on!
by BloatedYak February 05, 2012