Slowly going insane but will try to stay sane around other people. He tell a lot of dad joke (maybe a little too much). He will have a crush on a girl and will never ask to go out with anyone because he’s too shy. But when and if you get with him he will be a nice guy and will try to solve arguments instead of make them. If you are feeling sad or if you are depressed in general he will try to comfort you as best he can he’ll basically be your butler until you feel better. Jose will always be loyal and never cheat on you he’ll help you in any way he can and overall will try to be the best guy for you. But if you take advantage of him he will let it pass once or twice maybe three times if he’s known you for a while. And if you do it any more times all I can say is that your in trouble.
Jose is slowly dying inside.
by Tatortot715 October 10, 2020
Get the Josemug. A guy who shows no interest whatsoever. However girls still tend to fall for him and his bad personality. If you meet a Jose you might get the best person or the worst but you’ll still fall for him.
by My cat just died lmfao February 9, 2020
Get the Josemug. Jos is usually a Mexican and is very thicc he is also really funny! He also usually doesn't really fw anybody unless their mexican. Jose will also look very fine af
by JoseTheExplorer October 25, 2018
Get the Josemug. Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.
by Mark Nutt February 5, 2015
Get the Josemug. he has a MASSIVE dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he let me suck your dick jose
by nigger3000000000 June 12, 2019
Get the josemug. by woodmaker October 2, 2010
Get the josemug.