When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.
alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
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Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently
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Tiffany:most definently
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