Johan

Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet

Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.

by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021

karl-johan

An ugly butt tall guy who’s cousin is fat as Fuck

Have you noticed how tall Karl-Johan is?

by Bigdickbill00 March 21, 2018

karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.

Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!

by //Nosen October 14, 2017

Johan

Johan is just your regular guy. Nothing special about him. He plays video games 24/7 and jerks of all day. He is in love with Emilie and thinks about her all the time.

Yo did you see johan at the club last night, he just started at emilie the whole night

by Lol2208 November 22, 2021

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...

johan is an idiot

by coolpineapple October 8, 2020

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018