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Johan

Johan is a name for a very sad and lonely guy. A Johan rarely has any friends at all and they often sob in their room alone on friday nights when their friends are out partying.
You see that kid there? The lonely one? i bet he is a Johan
by Hahahihihaha December 11, 2016
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johan

johan is a horrible name for an indian boy who probably checks out his shit after he's done with his business.
"Johan! Stop looking at your shit in the toilet! Flush it, wash your hands, and come out!"
by n i g g a #69420 May 14, 2024
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karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.
Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!
by //Nosen October 14, 2017
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Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.
Jed johan is a caring person.
by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021
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Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee
"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"
by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017
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Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.
"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"
by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024
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Johan

The name"Johan" is a male name from Germany. They are confident and the man who has this name is the Strongest.
He's just like Johan
by Yujiro Hamma November 21, 2021
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