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Jibbergoon

1) A common slang phrase among the Xlangorion species of the planet 'Zenon' from the Nebulon Galaxy. The origin of the term is still unkown, but many Tawikologists suspect it to be created by some fucking retard alien who cnt speka nglish. Xlangorites can commonly be heard from miles away, saying "DBIJBERGOON", or some butchered version of Jibbergoon, but dey no kool, yo. Only the original northwestern Xlangorites knew the original pronunciation, but its hard to understand because the only recording is in slow motion. Xlangorites can often be seen falling off skateboards, snowboards, or anything else with a number of wheels higher they can count. Xlangorites are the dumbest species in the entire universe. Even dumber than the shit i just took.
2) What you skate, bitch.
3) Some random fucking skate shop in the middle of Pennsylvania that nobody knows/cares about.
4) Incomprehensible gibberish.
SKTAE BDGIJGRBERBOUUUN(Jibbergoon), BTZHC
by MATT TAWIKO O.O May 27, 2009
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jorbert

another word for a joby, toly, keek or shite.
I'm away for a jorbert!
by HIBSRPISH April 3, 2007
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Job Jobbed

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job
Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed
by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011
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Jabber-Wickling

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.
by Daryl L. May 8, 2005
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Jabber Jaws

One who talks incessantly about his/herself or anything in general.
Jill is such a fucking jabber jaws, it's like 'shut the fuck up already.'
by EatMyShorts89 April 1, 2009
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Joubert

To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.

It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.

Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.

Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
by Dudman October 21, 2011
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Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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