Jizzue

A tissue that you shot your load on and put back into the other box of clean ones for someone very unlucky to use

See that bitch over there I just gave her my jizzue to wipe her pig nose with it

by Jizzer69 January 2, 2017

Jizzpot

A person who holds the same significance of a pot of semen (aka. Jizz). First heard of in south west England, the phrase is now commonly used throughout England.

Oh my god Logan, you're such a jizzpot

by Kingwanger August 22, 2017

Jizzum prizm

A vagina, a pussy, a snatch.. Slang

"Dude, I need to get into a jizzum prizm tonight"
"Jimmy blew his load in her jizzum prizm"

by Todderthedude December 9, 2018

jizzopause

The male equivalent of menopause. Essentially, it's when a dude gets old and stops having nocturnal emissions. Cream dreams.

"Dude, I dreamed of that hot waitress we saw last week and blew my load......I guess I haven't hit jizzopause yet."

by Woogitface May 30, 2019

Jizzpa

a retard that keeps giving crap to someone and is really insecure. He is also a simp

Look its Jizzpa, the SIMP

by fl fddk September 6, 2020

jizzuzm

When one sticks his dick in the fule tank and takes off

Wow bro are you sure your ready to jizzuzm its really scary bro

by Jjjjjfk September 9, 2020

jizzpilled

Similar to being redpilled but instead of hating and resenting women you've learned to love and embrace the "coomer" lifestyle and an appreciation for semen; may also refer to an individual who has decided to devote their lives to Gang jizzling and has accepted Harry Jizzler as the one true savior.

"Wow I just got done looking through the r/trapsarentgay subreddit and I think I'm officially jizzpilled!"

by Chan Jaoming September 28, 2020