Jizzard

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…

Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.

by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz

"dude this jizzatron is so packed, id hit that fr fr"

"dude this jizzatron is so packed, id hit that fr fr"

by egrjhuijhgr May 28, 2024

jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz

dude this jizzatron is so packed id hit that fr fr

by egrjhuijhgr May 28, 2024

jizzard

jizz blizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."

by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018

Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021