A guy of middle eastern descent, although can be indian in some cases. The Walmart Jihad works at walmart (obviously) as a greeter, only because of his lack of communication skills.
Walmart Jihad: Hello, good sir, how are u dooing tooday.
American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).
American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).
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He is the hottest guy you will ever see like ever!!! He is kind hearted, sweet and hot as fuckkk. If you ever meet a Jihad you should definitely go for him.
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by Joujouuu November 13, 2020
Get the Jihad mug.but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass
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k; sup Jimmy, what's bragging your ass
m; nuttin much, chillin, just that dudeass bitch Mike came over the other day and knocked the shit out of my stereo recorder.
k; whatcha gona do about it m?
m; hell, since you asked, I'm gonna put a jihad on'im.
k; Hells yea bitch, dat's what I'm talkin' about!
Later that day, M smoked Mike's ass, Mike never came out of the hospital again
m; nuttin much, chillin, just that dudeass bitch Mike came over the other day and knocked the shit out of my stereo recorder.
k; whatcha gona do about it m?
m; hell, since you asked, I'm gonna put a jihad on'im.
k; Hells yea bitch, dat's what I'm talkin' about!
Later that day, M smoked Mike's ass, Mike never came out of the hospital again
by Matija April 30, 2006
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If you keep taunting those protesters with Pro-Bush chants we're likely to find ourselves in a Jihadistrophic situation!
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