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A jib is the person who comes in and steals your girlfriend after you've just recently broken up. Generally, a jib is an ape-like sub-being, the opposite of yourself.
Looks like there's a jib with hairy knuckles in the room with Mike and Patty; Mike doesn't look too impressed.
by Martin Forsiple November 26, 2006
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The part of the cigarette that is left over from rolling a spliff, usualy under half with the filter still attached.
im running low on bakky, you got any jibs?
by Azz420 August 13, 2006
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1. jib (Verb) To lightly ridicule in a humourous and friendly or well meaning way. A familiar Salopian concept.
Should be used with extreme caution. Experience has shown that many people do not understand the concept of jib and as a result friendships can be broken.

2. jibby (adjective) a person of statement that displays jib.
"Why did she stress when i called her a gash-eater? It was just a bit of jib!"

Sorry I called your mum a worn-out shoe last night, I get a tad jibby after a few ales lad.
by ginga from Salop June 26, 2006
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by S.j.liddle November 24, 2003
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Jibbed

to awake from sleep extremely hungover the morning after intense consumption of alcohol.
"After drinking three 40's of Bud and a half a bottle of Groppa, I woke up feeling like crap... then I thought to myself... "I'm jibbed."
by Colonel Biff May 12, 2009
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The girl that the wingman takes on to hook his buddy up with the hot one. Derives from "Junior Investment Banker" in the Coors Light commercial. "She's towing an anchor, a Junior Investment Banker..."
"My turn for the hot one, you take the jib."

"Man, that girl's definitely the jib."
by McG March 11, 2004
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dude im totally jibbed out *burns a bug*
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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