by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008
Get the Jewboinz mug.When a jewish guy or girl are in a relationship with another jewish guy or girl that was fixed up by their jewish parents based only on the fact that they are both jewish, around the same age, and single.
Mordecai: After I break up with my catholic girlfriend, Maggie O'Flaherty, my parents are totally gonna try to arrange a jewmance for me to partake in.
by Rutabaga Ogilvie March 7, 2009
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An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service
Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???
Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy
Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy
by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010
Get the Jewlogy mug.when i jew places his jewish overgrown nose inside a womans pussy and licks her asshole at the same time as well as moving his nose in and out occasionally for added pleasure.
Man: what do you wanna do?
Woman: how about you give me another jewjob? the last one was sooooo good.
Man: ok, look out below
Woman: how about you give me another jewjob? the last one was sooooo good.
Man: ok, look out below
by acidJUNKY January 9, 2008
Get the jewjob mug.I jewgotiated the poor old man out of 1$ to pay the tip when I really had 200$ in my wallet.
I used my jewgotiating skills to save 50 cents at the supermarket.
I used my jewgotiating skills to save 50 cents at the supermarket.
by Ender Wiggens April 26, 2008
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Get the jewbox 360 mug.A helicopter made from salvaged parts found at the bargain bin. Jewcopters tend to be quite dodgy as the parts are usually made by stereochinks to ensure minimum wages and cost production. The jewcopter has many weapons like white phosphorus to dump over UN schools in Palestine. Another common feature is the Jew-strike, the ability to drop 20 Jews simultaneously in magnetic suits to pick up loose change.
Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.
Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.
Boy: Aww Jenny your dad doesn't have a helicopter, its a fucking Jewcopter.
What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.
A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.
What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.
A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.
by GWinstonB July 6, 2009
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