by anonymous January 9, 2022
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"When I turned 33 I quit my job, went broke, then changed my diet, started rebuilding my credit and followed my passion. Yep, that was definitely my Jesus year."
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Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.
by Segway Jesus Observer March 20, 2009
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by schizoartist October 26, 2004
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Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007
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Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.
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I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.
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