Jester

Someone who is always taking things, never pays, and never asks for something just takes.

Luke: hey man who ate my food in the fridge last night?
Matt: oh man what a jester.

Buddy 1: hey bro can I borrow $5?
Buddy 2: you are always asking for money and never pay me back you jester.

by Zeus5555 May 18, 2014

Jester

Anus

Ethical dilemma;

Do I:
A. Raid the chocolate I found that Sarah has bought for presents.

B. Raid Sarah’s vegan cookies.

C. Raid Sarah’s red wine

D. Meet her from the train with a kiss and take her up the Jester.

by EvilDrFish September 3, 2018

The Jester

The final member of the S.N.O.B. Court. They are they fourth in the line of succession to The S.N.O.B. Throne. Succeeded by a nub who is wise enough not to re-enlist.

ETN3: ARE YOU IN THE S.N.O.B. COURT?
MMN2: YES. I AM THE JESTER

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021

Frothy Jester

When your cousin Randy snowballs you after he sucks you dry, then makes an off color racist joke about N's and you laugh super hard, causing your mouth to become frothy with your own jizz.

Bruh, last week my cousin Randy held me down and sucked me off. I was pretty pissed but he gave me a frothy jester so it really lightened the mood.

by Rustier Buckets August 6, 2023

Relationship Jester

A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.

I'm sick of being a relationship jester; every girl I try to date always gets with another man.

by Buquifious August 14, 2018

tall jester

the inverse of a short king, someone who is tall but also funny and confident

this dude is the complete opposite of a short-king, he's a tall jester
wtf is this word?

by jocomeon June 5, 2024

Jester's Privilege

The ability to basically say whatever you want without repercussions, such as insult the king. A jester would have legal protection and permission to make such jeers, as his purpose was simply to entertain and was often not taken seriously, but despite this, often was one of the more important members of the King's Court, and was given high status.

"He just insulted the king! He should be punished"
"Its fine, he's a jester. He has Jester's Privilege"

by The One Without Purpose January 11, 2024