Jerding

To have all your friend groups think you are a child predator for different reasons.

Jarad: All my friend groups keep making these pedo jokes! What did I do?
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!

by Tryyo April 24, 2020

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.

The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.

by Bella September 21, 2003

Inward Jerking

The girl equivalent of jacking off.

Man 1: Hey dude, last night I watched your mom jack off

Man 2: Fuck man, no you didnt. And besides girls go in. Its fucking inward jerking you lazy cum stain.

by Big deliver October 28, 2009

Social-jerking

A form of self-promotion by which you promote another individual's website/blog with the expectation that they'll return the favor.

Jim is social-jerking every single blog post on twitter.

by theremorse May 4, 2012

jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.

Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.

by Azzurum November 4, 2018

Bo-Jerking

The act of masturbation using a noose.

Les was too scared to try auto-erotic asphyxiation so he got his noose play in with a bit of Bo-Jerking instead.

by Thebellend November 17, 2010