Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

by O' Chungus November 26, 2022

Father Jonathan's

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla

This surgeon works closely with the Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya and Dr. Ankur Saraiya practices and lives in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York.

The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York assisted with Samantha Thomas.

Dr. Ankur Saraiya: drugged Samantha Thomas on the evening of 08/01/2020

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla, and The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Sariaya who lives in New York City, New York and Cornelius, North Carolina caused the Death of 24-Year-Old: Samantha Thompson

by MichaelKent March 8, 2023

Jonathan

FUCKING SEXY FAT BUT SEXY, nicest guy you will meet he is a guy to have in a relationship

I wish I was jonathan he is so hot

by Ching Chongjin April 10, 2013

Jonathan

The most amazing guy in the world. He is sexy, funny, and athletic all at the same time. He won't beat up anyone unless he is provoked. There is nothing wrong with him. He is also a sex-god. His muscles bulge from his body. He is the right man to go out with. He will own you in any competition without even trying. Spec-fucking-tacular.

(He doesn't go out with sluts though, you sluts)

Oh yes Jonathan! (Orgasm)

by TomGeorge12 October 31, 2012

Jonathan

Typically described as an ass eater

"That guy must be a Jonathan."

by Succkit June 29, 2016

Jonathan

Jonathan is the sweetest guy you will ever meet!! He's such an amazing boyfriend I can't even explain! ;) :) he's super sweet and incredibly smart. Anytime I need help he's always there for me :) :D I couldn't ask for more of a better person and boyfriend in my life! I love him so much!!! ;D He's the most positive person you will ever meet! I love to make him laugh or smile because his smile is the best joy I can find in life. I love you so much babe!! -Nicole ;) :)

Jonathan's are amazing, but mostly the one I have ;)

by nicoleb322 September 8, 2013