A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.
"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"
by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019
The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.
by Shiningknight60 April 27, 2022
The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.
by Shiningknight60 April 27, 2022
When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.
by amber.knittin February 21, 2016
A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
by The Hungarian Language Master January 03, 2018
by FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN May 08, 2023