by seanthehumanoid February 20, 2011
Get the Jamaican Fatty mug.The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.
Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?
Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013
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A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.
Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
by 18Haverhill January 2, 2017
Get the Jamaican Mother mug.Chicken: "Dude where the fuck have you been???"
Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"
Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"
Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
by Rick Slender November 17, 2006
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-Dude, I need to find me a Jamaica. But how do you know when you find her?
-If you can't keep your mind off her and you have a constant smile on your face because of her, you have found her.
-If you can't keep your mind off her and you have a constant smile on your face because of her, you have found her.
by dickdiaper July 27, 2009
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Get the jamaican bobsled mug.when you let your bathroom steam up with hot water and light up a few joints and get stoned as 'em rastafarian niggaz take there showers
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