sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009

Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.

If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.

by dammit janet October 22, 2004

jack thompson

-some dumb shit who thinks that video games cuase global warming, school shootings, the rapture, mad cow disease, and huricane katrina. He continues to sue Grand Theft Auto, and almost never wins. I personally think that he is just lining up scapegoats for when kids kill someone. (like me)

Jack Thompson sucks donkey balls.

by the samm May 3, 2007

land-jack

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

by icechris September 1, 2011

Andy Jack

Slang for a United States twenty-dollar bill derived from Andrew Jackson being the president portrayed on said bill.

Danny owed Neil an Andy Jack after paying for the wings and beer.

by Thread Wars March 9, 2010

Sleep Jack

A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all

Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.

by Mr. Ben L. July 21, 2011