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Joose

drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?"
"drink some joose, buh"
by Hannah Rachael January 9, 2009
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joose-bag

A bag used to hold the contents of an alcohol enema. It is used in conjunction with a joose nozzle. Alternatively, a Fleet enema can be used in place of the joose-bag.

The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.

The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.
Shit, Nismo! Whatchu buyin' them cheap-ass joose-bags fo? You know they only good for one joosin', and my butt needs more bubbly!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Joosh

A nickname for josh/joshua.A very fun loving and caring person.Looks innocent but is probably the dirtiest person you can ever meet.Acts dumb but is really smart inside and knows it.Has a great personality and enjoys many things like nature to technology.Looks young for his age and typically surrounds himself with woman and is sex obsessed.
Person:Who's that?
Friend:Thats joosh
Person:Why is he in highschool he looks like a 5th grader?
Friend:Hes older than us.
Person:What!?
by Jewels Gazelle November 22, 2016
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Jost

A jail term. Also a jail term as in term as in length of time.

An acronym for, "Joking On State Time"
Orgins in South Louisiana Parish jails and prisons. Most specifically Southwest louisana.
As stated it mainly means any length of time 6 months or more spent incarcerated. But has several variashons including;
Reference to any time someone is having fun or enjoyment in jail.
Jostmode is when you come to grips with the fact you are not getting out quickly and accept living inside to make the most of it.
Josting bad would be playing off someone's top, basically driving a fellow inmate in one of many particular stress factors and insecurities that are unique and specifically found only in incarceration. Like being self conscious or fearing the worst case scenario.

Jost with someone would be when a person in the free world is supporting a person locked up ie putting money on their books, money on the phone, letters, visits, phone calls, and leg work to get them out, calling lawyers, public defenders, judges etc. And also aiding in contraband into the facility. Ie if you're people make trustee status you drop them a package to be found while working in areas they have been entrusted to go to work outside the jail walls.
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THAT LAST JOST TOOK IT OUT OF ME, 6 YEARS! IM LEGIT INOCENT OF ANY CRIME THIS TIME!! LAST TIME IT WAS 2 YEARS FOR A SINGLE XANAX! I'LL DIE BEFORE I GO BACK.
by JuiCeTHEtruef February 4, 2022
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Jooste

A demon that Keeps you awake at night and lives in your English class
It's Jooste , where is the cross
by Raider768 September 15, 2020
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jootai

A combination of two superior beings. IE. A small god and a large god.
Oh my god, those two gods have just merged to form a Jootai!
by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007
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Joist

To ram one another. Typically used with reference to two homosexual males, or two homosexual females wearing strap-ons.
Have sex, rail, bone, make love, anally fon
"Let's joist."

"It's about time you asked."
by The Misanthropist March 8, 2015
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