Jamaican Javelin 

First, a girl has to be on the opposite side of the room that you are. Then you tell her to drop to her knees, facing you, and open her mouth as wide as possible, thus creating a bigger target. Next, you have to take the biggest/longest shit possible into the palm of your hand. After you have done that, you wind up, and take one step foward to create momentum. Finally you javelin your shit into the girl's mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend's mouth still smells like my shit from that Jamaican Javelin i gave her last night.

Jamaican Javelin by squoltz June 13, 2009

Jamaican Honeymoon 

A Jamaican Honeymoon is a honeymoon in which the white wife has sex with a black man or a "BBC". She may have sex with black man in addition to her husband or if he is a "cockhold" he must watch while she has sex excusively with her black lover.

Teri found out what a Jamaican Honeymoon is when on her wedding night, Teri's husband brought in a black lover to has sex with her.

Jamaican Honeymoon by Laurenaustex January 9, 2012

Jamaican Christmas Tree 

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.

Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!

Jamaican Christmas Tree by Laingbang December 15, 2012

Jamaican Belly Sit 

When sitting upon girls belly, stoned, and ready to release your baby batter, you blast upwards towards her breasts and neck/face

Man, I was so baked last night that I pulled out and did the Jamaican Belly Sit and blew the baby batter all over the underside of her neck

Jamaican Belly Sit by horncusker August 11, 2008

Jamaican Sand Trapped 

U are on a beach and u dig two big fist size holes in the sand and cover them up with little branches and leaves. u wait till it gets dark and u bring ur girl out to have some anal sex and when u get a good rhythm going u move closer and closer to the hole till her hands fall in the holes and she cant move and u tap that ass all Night!

Girl: what the fuck last night my hands got stuck into 2 holes in the sand! and u went crazy on my asshole

Guy: hmm? really i think there is a word for that its: u have just been Jamaican Sand Trapped bitch!

Jamaican Sand Trapped by angelesmadera April 2, 2008

Jamaican Corndog 

When you poop on a MILF's chest, then have poopy sex with the breasts. Preferably having her kids watching.

I gave Stephen's mom a Jamaican Corndog while Stephen was watching, then had a long shower.

Jamaican Corndog by Smelly Corn November 25, 2009

Jamaican Squeeze 

The art of inserting an object, or objects, in between one's anus cheeks. Although penetration is frowned upon a squeeze is

Meat took that pickle jar and nearly wedged it all the way up his butt hole. It was the perfect Jamaican Squeeze. Even Stan was thoroughly impressed with his patience and enthusiasm.

Jamaican Squeeze by Greasy Stan61 September 21, 2010