Boomer Mail

A mass email that has been forwarded around by baby boomers. The text of these emails usually include large fonts with bright colors as well as characters typed in all caps. The footer typically consists of animated imagery including but not limited to juggling clowns, sparkling rainbows, or patriotic themes such as a waving american flag.
Hey Andy, my gmail filter just let some more Boomer Mail through. I wish they had a filter for purple fonts.
by Rob Righter May 20, 2011
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wii-mail

to send a message on the nintendo wii
wii#1:hi... send message
wii#2:message recived...CLICK... hi
yeah i got a wii-mail
by aronh September 04, 2007
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Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.
I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail
by Rodgerthat555 November 02, 2015
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Mail Stripper

Evan likes to strip for postage stamps.
See him live, Stamps.com Mail Stripper
by Staphano13281 December 21, 2014
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poet mail

refers to sending poems in mails.
new approach to addressing sensitive issues

phrase was set up during g-talk chat between hague and belgrade :)
xxx poet mail xxx
by djapic May 19, 2009
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junk mail

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!
by Beiruts Finest April 02, 2011
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royal mail

Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.

Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.
by Fucked_off_Gopher May 13, 2005
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