Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.

Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!

by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024

Inverse Comedian

A self aware (in this case a potentially talented person in another endeavor) or very dim comedian that is such a lousy performer they elicit laughter towards them rather than the joke itself without realizing it. Rather, being laughed at instead of laughing with the audience.

Tony Stark: I'm pretty drunk wanna laugh at some 90s inverse comedians?
Captain America: Sure
Tony Stark: Pauly Shore or Rob Schneider?
Captain: I never saw Biodome, might as well get that out of the way.. but I need to go get something from my guy before we watch that one

by BtrSpdr May 25, 2018

rectial crainal inversion

It is when you have you head stuck up your ass!! Inversion meaning unaware of anything or everything around you,

The greater at Walmart is suffering from a rectial crainal inversion

by cowboytoy December 12, 2013

inverse banana

someone whos white and acts asian

Brian Gan is an inverse banana.

by Super smart person :) April 13, 2022

Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

Law of Inverses in Fiction

The more hectic one's life becomes, the lower and trashier one has to read.

"Did you find a job, your lost dog, or a place to live yet?" "No, but I did get 50 Shades of Grey from the library, so the Law of Inverses in Fiction works."

by Bookwords June 12, 2013