dirty ingrid

a moldy toenail you find under your bed 3 years
later.

I was moving out of my house when I found a dirty ingrid in my room.

by fat_donut June 12, 2020

Stunning Ingrid

A lady companion for lonely gentlemen. Now with real pubes and a bicycle repair kit. Three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of ... ahem... smaller stature.

"Ingrid! Why are you crying?"
"She's not crying sir, she's just full."

by Ro Hunter Turbo April 13, 2005

Ingrid

One of the most amazing people you will ever know. Kind, considerate, intelligent, funny. Has the cutest retarded dinosaur face and is an incredible friend.

somebody: "hey, ingrid, make your retarded dinosaur face!"

** Ingrid makes the retarded dinosaur face **

everybody: "Awwww!"

by Its the retarded dinosaur! November 23, 2010

ingris

a small midget and her friend is bianca

hi ingris

by uvbfigefb June 22, 2016

Ingrid

she is such a snake don’t let her innocentness prove to you she won’t stab u in the back and the post all over social media saying she did nothing wrong she blocks everyone who is “not on her side”

ugh did you see ingrid

by mr davenport December 5, 2017

ingrid

some scene hoe, who thinks she can get any guy she wants .
has a best friend stephanie , and over 2.5k on myspizzle.

very easy to gun on .

"Did you see michelle hook up with mat?"

"wow shes such an ingrid"

by stephanie DEEE January 4, 2009

Ingrid's Wall

A place where any number of debaucherous statements will be posted on a daily basis. Visiting is like going to Mos Eisley You know, the most wretched hive of scum and villainy...

Oh damn! did you see what they wrote on Ingrid's Wall today??

by trentr42 January 24, 2011