Illegal activitys 

Illegal Activitys is a small clothing brand that sells amazing clothing pieces that one day it will be a well known brand globally

@ illegal_activitys

That hoodie is fire it must be from illegal Activitys

Illegal activitys by Daddyfinger714 November 22, 2021

Illegal Ships

Ships that are scary and disgusting. For example

Cuphead x Mugman

Tord x The kid

Eduardo x Edd

Little Jon x Tom

UWU girl:Omgoooood I Found Some illegal ships

Illegal Ships by anonymous August 5, 2022

Illegal Lego Building Techniques

When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.

I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

Illegal Lego Building Techniques by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

illegal downloading 

Downloading media (films, shows, games, music etc.) or software off websites for free where it is actually on sale. It is most commonly found off torrent sites such as Mininova. Although, they are found mostly of bittorrent sites, most of them are not aloud and deleted when they are found.the soon possibly defunct "The Pirate Bay" is one of the exceptions to this.

(I personally oppose piracy/illegal downloading but a lot of people surprisingly dont.)

You could get it legally, it will support the artist more than the evil mainstream record company!
Illegal downloading is (insert opinion here)

illegal downloading by Anonywave August 23, 2009

illegal uturn 

Pulling a man's genitalia between the legs without warning in order to perform felatio on him from behind. forbidden fruit bowl

My girl pulled an illegal uturn and sucked my junk between my legs.

illegal uturn by TypeOholic September 9, 2011

Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.

Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!

Illegal fireworks by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009

illegal profession 

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.

The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

illegal profession by Downstrike August 31, 2005