cock itch

Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.

He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.

by Kacey2012 February 27, 2014

itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

by Accruedd December 2, 2010

forbidden itch

The Forbidden itch sometimes occurs when you are hit with the strong urge to itch your penis while inside a woman. One performs the Forbidden itch by inserting a finger into the woman's anus and itching your meat sword. It is very satisfying and is the mark of a truly resourceful man.

Oh Man, I was really given it to Sharon hard last night doggy style, when my dick got super itchy. I slid one in her pooper and gave my mini me a good scratch, the Forbidden Itch is the best bro.

by SometimesIcryatNight July 7, 2017

Jack itch

Similar to Jock itch, but happens after jacking off and not cleaning up.

(Bill itching his crotch.)

Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.

Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.

Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.

by giggity_boobs March 1, 2011

dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

by leejoe March 2, 2009

gabe itches

A prank that is funny but also is a kinda not.

:yeetus: say gabe itches 10 times fast :me: ok gabeitches gabeitches :me: oh wait :yeetus: *epicly dabs to the sunset*

by ThE RoBoT KiD December 8, 2019

Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009