ion

word used to replace I don’t as well as being used to say I didn’t as in the case “I didn’t mean to do that” replace i didn’t with ion.

ion mean to beat the fuck out anthony Bruce benton but he kept disrespecting me so I did.

by anthonyahoeassnigga January 27, 2024

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

Shorten for I don't

Ion want nothing to do with you.

by Xx_$2258 October 29, 2019

Ion

Someone adorable ,handsome and kinda nerdy.
Always supportive a little shy at first but a lot funny guy,beautiful lips and eyes.
Can look cold but he is a sweet teddy bear after you get to know him .
Intelligent and a great knowledge of computers and technology,film obsessed and have also an artistic side.

i got a crush on a guy ,he is totally a Ion

by B.Cat November 21, 2021

Ion

An idiot who is hyperactive and always ruins things. He is a guy who takes bad decisions and is living a shit life.

You are a Ion.
That Ion is annoying me.

by DashScorch November 21, 2021

Ion

An idiot who is hyperactive and always ruins things. He takes bad decisions and is living a shitty life.

Don't be a Ion.
That Ion is so annoying.

by DashScorch November 21, 2021

Ion

I don’t

Jay: bro can u do this cuz ion know how

Liam: oh sure dude

by youwillnotlast5minutes September 9, 2021