intellectual blueballs

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

by MarkPG October 9, 2006

Intelligent Post.

INTELLIGENT POSTS - (n) Posts made anywhere on the BBS that are coherent to the topic and are not spam.

(v) The act of posting intelligently in anothers topic/club. Helping other users, providing links to necessary situations. Not acting like an asshole, not using these over used quotes, "Get a life", "n00b", "o'rly?", "It's the internet for fucks sake".

Ex. of an Intelligent Post. "Not bad, but what would of happened if the cops came and saw you and your friends drinking? I don't think that, that bad-ass self of yours, that you stated to have earlier, would of appeared then."

by Boris-4-U August 2, 2006

intellicrap

A type of verbage associated with overzealous individuals who aim to show off or intimidate by discussing topics no one else understands or cares anything about. This is often accomplished by merely using extraordinary vocabulary.

Jerry always seemed to annoy his aquaintances by inserting his intellicrap into every conversation.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 4, 2006

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

by Ian P14 March 4, 2009

Intellectual

One who sees the world as it is and doesn't let shit get in there way because they are higher up than the normies.

Normie: Hey wanna go to the party tonight.
Intellectual: My intellectualizational photosynthetic macomographocitical partoothinalicisanol kilimographic scale says nay to your option of oppurtunized setting.
Normie: Fuck you Dave

by Climminitary Studies May 10, 2018

intellegent

Misspelling of the word intelligent.
Since you're here, good job misspelling intelligent.

U guyz, im totally gonna go see if i spelt intellegent right on urbandictionary!

THIS IS BRIAN PEPPERS! DO A BARREL ROLL!

by Intellegent Person March 18, 2008

Pseudo-Intellect

A person who tries to look smarter than it really is. Pseudo-Intellects usually post philosophy or metaphors that make no sense in their status updates on Facebook while using words they don't even understand. They also try to be political, scientific or statistical about random shit nobody cares about.

The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.

Pseudo-Intellect on FB: "If we open trade to all countries, the surrogates can come together and we can have world peace. And finally, Man can have it's mantra fufilled."
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*

Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"

by Stay gold ponyboy December 9, 2011