Insta Muslim

Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.
She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.
by cheekylads January 14, 2019
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insta-knowledge

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.
by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020
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Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram
I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!
by mflowers February 17, 2020
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Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!
by SubculturalDude96 May 26, 2011
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insta-dick

Someone who immediately becomes a dick in any situation, no matter the context. There is no build up to this person acting like a dick, its just instant. Instant Dick.
Why are you such an insta-dick?
by mhmyep69 April 06, 2022
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insta-cure

Someone who deletes their photos on Instagram if they don't get enough likes.
"Omg I only have like 3 likes I need to delete this it's so embarrassing"

"Sally ur so insta-cure"
by Penelope4lyfe June 07, 2014
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Insta-cut

leaving immediately, out of the blue decision to go somewhere other than here, derived from "to cut" UK slang for 'to leave' usually saying goodbye briefly or sometimes not at all
"where were you yesterday you suddenly disappeared?"
"sorry dude I just insta-cut, was so tired i just left"
by Zero_chat September 29, 2018
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