Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

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Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

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insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people

after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail

by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009

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insta-cure

Someone who deletes their photos on Instagram if they don't get enough likes.

"Omg I only have like 3 likes I need to delete this it's so embarrassing"

"Sally ur so insta-cure"

by Penelope4lyfe June 7, 2014

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insta thirsty

When u constantly ask people to follow you more than once on instagram..

"Hey Tommy can you add me on instagram."
"No problem man".....

"Hey Tommy can u add me on instagram and give me a shoutout."

"Man stop being insta thirsty

by mirah_salaam July 14, 2015

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