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Work husband

Male co-worker that you have developed a relationship that is beyond the normal co-worker relationship and more like a flirty romantic relationship.
On Valentine's Day you can tell your work husband "Monday through Friday eight hours a day I love you".
by Jim is hot January 18, 2007
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husbandoism

The philosophy of making purchasing and/or time-investment decisions based on the aesthetic appearance, personality, and sex appeal of fictional male character(s), as opposed to objective and platonic reasons.

Related: Waifuism
Friend: "Why would you spend $200 on Yu-Gi-Oh cards just to get Aleister the Invoker, he's not even that good!"
Me: "Perhaps he is not. I made the decision for no reason other than husbandoism."
Friend: "Well, can't argue with that!"
by Hecate117 January 21, 2021
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3D Waifu/Husbando

A 3D Waifu / Husbando is a non-ficitional charakter (a real person), who you love but it is one sided like Waifu / Husbando
This ACTRESS / ACTOR is my 3D Waifu/Husbando ....
This MODEL is my 3D Waifu/Husbando ....
by KareX June 26, 2020
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husbandwife

A married man who, in addition to his general husbandly duties, performs the traditional “wifely” tasks such as cleaning, cooking, and general housekeeping.
Spent the morning cleaning the house while the wife was out. Just another day in the life of this husbandwife.
by DefSnazzy March 9, 2019
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husband material

by real gay person November 10, 2021
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Peloton Husband

A spouse that buys expensive gifts that will actually benefit themself more.
I bought my wife the scarf she asked for for Christmas because I didn't want to be a peloton husband.
by siri alexa December 9, 2019
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apples husband

did you hear about apples husband?!
by .FORYOONGII February 10, 2021
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