Skip to main content

hulu rape

The nonconsensual penetration that occurs when you give money to Hulu; due to its’ overwhelmingly aggravating amount of ads compared to any other online streaming service.
Two people watching a webseries.

Person A: “fuck man, they have ads on this website?”
Person B: “at least it’s free, with Hulu you get bent over by paying for a subscription AND a fuck ton of ads.”
Person A: “bro, thats Hulu rape!”
by dirtymustard November 7, 2018
mugGet the hulu rape mug.

Hulu Voodoo

Hulu Voodoo is when you purchase a streaming app, and then are forced to watch commercials before you can watch your desired show or movie, but.. oh wait ✋️ you can just pay MORE for an app you already paid for??? Great! Bleed me dry.
Me: Why the hell am I being subjected to ads when I already paid for this app?

Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.

Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.

Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2024
mugGet the Hulu Voodoo mug.

Hulu

Konosuba AND That time I got reincarnated as a Slime!? Damn Hulu!
Iam "Hulu just got Konosuba and Slime. Great! I loved Konosuba and I'm still watching Slime but it's great I was pleasantly surprised. You guys already know how I feel about watching critically acclaimed stuff."

Hym "You would have arleady been able to watch them if you had bought Crunchyroll you filthy casual!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
mugGet the Hulu mug.

Hulu whoring

When you got a series that you’re watching with another person and they watch the next episodes without you.
You better not Hulu whore and watch this without me.

Damn she Hulu whored me last night and watched the season finale when I was at work.

That binge watching Hulu whore did me dirty last night and ruined the cliffhanger.

Damn he’s been Hulu whoring me the whole time we’ve been together!
by Pholl June 27, 2025
mugGet the Hulu whoring mug.

Hulu&DoU

Hey, come to my house for some “Hulu&DoU”
by Yomomsfavdawg August 7, 2024
mugGet the Hulu&DoU mug.

Hulu ba Bulu

Texarkana Slim : You're sister sure spends a lot of money at bingo games.
Hole Place Boss: She would be well off if it weren't for the Hulu ba Bulu.
by Schmipps! May 31, 2025
mugGet the Hulu ba Bulu mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email