lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

by Mrs Brown March 13, 2015

Lancashire hotpot

This is a noun describing the state of being when a single person is gaped anally and is subsequently filled with the semen from multiple loads/men. Usually a cuck will eat the hotpot after.

Did you hear Max's new girlfriend became a Lancashire hotpot

by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022

Micronesian Hotpot

When you go to the toilet in a busy place like an airport terminal or office building and need to use a toilet that’s been shat in dozens of times within a short space of time. The seat is warm but the smell is foul.

Term originated from the remote islands of Micronesia where tribes had a single toilet for a large village. The hot tropical climate and meat orientated diet exacerbated the stench.

Man, what an average start to the week...

Micronesian Hotpot in cubicle one and the now the boss is on my back again.

by Royal Jules August 31, 2022

Hoopster

Girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or "hooping" as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. They will follow hooping as a fad and "hoop" whenever there is a camera present, or when other "hoopsters" are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. Overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light.

"OMG that kid is SO amazing! SHE'S A MINI HOOPER!"

"SHE'S 5, ITS JUST A HOOLA-HOOP!"

"Fucking hoopsters..."

by anon15378 August 28, 2011

hooptie

Any car that the owner has spent more money on trying to spice it up than it is worth. If you come to Fresno, California, you will see an '83 Corolla with $2,000 rims or...or...HAHAHA! You will see a '94 Geo Metro with a $4,000 paint job and $3,000 rims I recently procured in a race because he thought it was fast.

A prime example of a hooptie would be an '89 Ford Probe with $5,000 worth of accessories or almost any Honda.

by Headman August 1, 2005

hoopoo

A word formed from impractical letters in the game, Scrabble. Appears to mean nothing but upon further research, is found to be an actual, though often esoteric, word.

When the game got really down to the wire, Jim was forced to rely on hoopoos but ultimately managed to win.

by Johnny-Stu May 18, 2011

His whip was a janckty hoopty.

(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).

Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.

by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007