mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.

that nigga sicario like mister hoeless

by armednigger January 5, 2022

Komak the homeless wizzard

a person who belives that they have great powers due to insanity from living on the streets and eating rats for too long.

Don't go near that guy. he is Komak the homeless wizzard.

by ItzAllTears January 19, 2013

Hipster or Homeless

A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.

Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?

by Spindlewindle July 9, 2016

homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.

There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

by J-Jo F February 21, 2011

Homelessexual

A person thats fucks people for a place to stay.

Ryan Homer sleeps with people so he will be able to stay the night with that person! Bcuz he is a homelessexual!!

by Batman509 March 10, 2021

Homeless Whale

1. A species of whale that washes on shore often. They have basket like stomachs and abnormally large fins and tails.

2. Can be used as an insult basically meaning "Stupid shitface take your garbage ass shitface and get the fuck out you pickle molester"

News Reporter:Early this morning a "Homeless Whale" washed up on shore.

David your a homeless whale (Action: David walks out of the room crying like a rock is stuck in his face of shit)

by Gravy in the house! January 21, 2009

homeless soup bowl

Before ejaculating whether from anal, genital or oral sex, allow your partner to cup their hands together forming a bowl. possition youself properly so that you may ejaculate into your partners hands. Now watch them drink up your semen

she wanted me to ejaculate in her hand so i gave her a homeless soup bowl

by maxir colona June 12, 2009