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Mike Holmes

1) Hard working, and strong built guy who fixes houses. Holmes on Homes

2) Fat, lazy ginger who is really cute, and good at mackin on chicks and plays some sweet ass guitar. He tends to have beautiful blue eyes,
1) That Mike Holmes, he fixed my drywall the other day. What a nice strong man.


2) That Mike Holmes, he took my breath away with his hair, his beautiful blue eyes, and his guitar playing abilities.
Mike Holmes by Huricane XL October 16, 2008

Sheer Luck Holmes

A more descriptive name for a fictional detective character, written about by Sir Aurthur Conan Doyle, representative of what his successes in sleuthing would be called if a person were to actually solve cases using the far fetched gambles he commonly employs as "deductive reasoning".
Sherlock Holmes's smarter older brother: "What? You went to Sherlock for advise? Of course you got steered wrong lad! A better name for HIM would have been Sheer Luck Holmes!"

Priest Holmes 

The Best RB in the NFL. Will Lead the Chiefs to the Super Bowl this year.
Priest Holmes by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Shylock Holmes 

I don't know about Shylock HOLMES, but i do know that Shylock was a character in one of Shakespear's plays (The Merchant of Venice). He was a Jewish usurer, so saying that a person is a Shylock means he's a loan shark.
You shouldn't mess with the guys down on 57th, they're real shylocks and the interest rates will kill you.
Shylock Holmes by Isis January 1, 2005

lol holmes 

the hispanic version of putting a pointless word after lol.
MexicanN00b: chupa verga holmes, why you use hax?

SalvadorianN00b: lol holmes
lol holmes by MexicanN00b December 18, 2009

Sherlock Holmes 

When a female, or male if you walk on that side of the road, gives you a hand job and instead of using the classic method of jerking the penis they feel all around the crotch area as if they are Sherlock Holmes looking for a clue.
Guy 1: When she touched your junk was it a regular handsy or a Sherlock Holmes?

Guy 2: It was a Sherlock Holmes she was touching all over the place!
Sherlock Holmes by Jets Right! August 16, 2011