Hobknocker

There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)

Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.

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Dude, you're a hobknocker.

by FreakOfThePopa June 9, 2010

holynuts

surprise and delight or any emotion really, used for subtitution for holy fuck holy shit... ect

"HolyNuts! I just found a $20 in my pocket"

by LexyMonster (and "harsh credit" given to Steve f April 26, 2003

Hobnosh

Garbage, bullshit, just ridiculous

Hobnosh; This is complete garbage

by Selky February 4, 2015

Hobknob

When she blows you so hard your dick flow down her gullet

Sam: good night

John: nah fam my girlfriend gave me the hobknob yesterday

by Wet tissue September 19, 2018

hobnobbed

when a married woman goes out with an attractive girl friend to a bar or spa party, so she can get her friend to hook her up with a quickie

my wife got hobnobbed at that house party last night

by davidnadelle February 26, 2009

Hobknocker

Something wrong and illegal.

"You are such a hobknocker."

"Ugh, man, that's gross!"

by Harin123 February 7, 2009

hobknocker

one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth

Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday

Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth

Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it

by out of the valley September 12, 2009