hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

hearing aid

The acting of ejaculating into a person's ear and when finished yelling as loud as possible into their ear.

I gave my girlfriend a hearing aid for her birthday.

by Claybon Johansen December 16, 2008

haringhuizen

a super small village in the Netherlands als defined as loser village. Only loser live in Haringhuizen

Dude you live in Haringhuizen?!? LOSER!!!

by Luke the beest December 4, 2017

hearing the dub

when you hear something you don't wanna hear

Did you hear the dub?
Yeah, I heard the dub - boss is making us come in early on Sunday. Can't believe I'm hearing the dub.

by cutie pie 26 January 19, 2018

Hearing tom

To listen through walls to private conversations

Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Hearingaidophobic

When someone makes fun/discriminates another person because they use a hearing aid.

Bully: "Look at that girl over there. Her hearing aid makes her look like a gremlin!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! That's Hearingaidophobic

by Yes Swag June 17, 2022