Hoarf

When you are extreamly hungry and you eat your food faster than you can say hoarf.

I just hoarfed down that sandwich.

by Mollie Bou March 1, 2009

Hoare

My fucking surname

"This bitches surname is Hoare"
"Sounds like whore! "

by Lookitsaboi October 21, 2017

hoarkerize

1. v. To play a trick or a joke on someone. Very similar to a stag, only without much planning or forethought. 2. n. hoarkerization. 3. v.i. hoarkerizing, hoarkerized.

"Dude, let's hoarkerize Alan by lighting his english assignment on fire, then, when he starts freaking out, we'll piss on it to put it out!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

hoarsistant

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.

An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.

by Maggie F December 27, 2005

Poon Hoarder

A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl

Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.

by purgatorybound March 19, 2009

hoardiffying

adj- when an event is so frightening it is akin to a catagory 5 hoarder.

Thats hoardiffying! They found several mummified cats in her pre-civil war vagina!!

by 2moreassholes September 7, 2010

Hoardible

An item that is overly collected by an individual, or group of individuals, to the point where the act of excessive collecting has turned into hoarding.

Guy #1: Yo, guy #2, have you seen tom's collection of broken tv's? He says he gets them on craigslist.

Guy #2: Yeah man he has 236 now. It's his new hoardible.

by KrispyCheese February 25, 2012