Hitting a rice krispy

when you’re smoking a bowl and you rip it so hard that the weed crackle and pop like a fuckin rice krispy buddy.

Yo, Conner is hitting a rice krispy on the bowl!

by imkindofhungrybutalsoimugly April 12, 2023

Zap-hosting

fucking gypsy server hosting. "ThE tEcHs ArE wOrKiNg On It" "Cancer" fuck you kyle

Gypsy Zap-hosting suck dick kyle

by Ziti February 4, 2020

Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet

by Chez42 May 2, 2023

hitting the boys

the act of getting physically getting struck in the groin, or getting bad news at the worst time.

Jim: man i just got fired and found out my wife was cheating on me

ted: man thats gotta be hitting the boys hard.

by Grim Angel April 18, 2008

Hissing Fetus

A hissing fetus is a fetus that when birthed, jumps upon a victims face and sucks their chromosomes out with their deformed genitals

“I see a leg, Oh Shit! Hissing Fetus!”
*muffled* It is face fucking me into retardation!

by FetusDisposer September 2, 2020

Hastings on Hudson

The most boring town in America. The teachers suck and are only there for athletic achievement. All the kids do are smoke weed and go to foodtown because we are all so bored. A town that is deemed for being “artsy” but then they cut all the art programs because everyone is so lazy. Don’t move here

Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful

Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.

by Jdbsjfnejd dne February 12, 2019

Hitting the G

Coloquial phrase originating from Los Angeles that refers to "going to the gym". Not to be confused with the erroneous reference to the sexual phrase, "hitting the g spot".

"Hey, want to hit the g at 9 tonight?" or "Hey I'm hitting the g tonight, want to come?"

by K Nguyen September 5, 2011