Historism

Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)

Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly."
LadyZenith: "I'LL MAKE YOU DEATH AND SEND YOU INTO THE HISTORISM!!"

by RyuSensei April 26, 2008

Historage

Heritage and history joined together a bit like chillaxing! We've used this word when talking about the titanic centenary - as part of the historage of belfast northern ireland.

It's part of our historage :)

by PSS974 September 2, 2012

historgasm

When one is overpowered by an intense, almost sexual lust for all things historical.

This is often manifested in the form of increased heart rate, ooh-ing, aah-ing, pointing or rapid photo taking, directed towards historical persons, architecture or artifacts.

For those afflicted, historgasms can also result from any exposure, however limited, to any form of historical discussion or reference.

"I had a total historgasm last night thinking about the mighty conquests of Julius Caesar."

"Everytime I see a castle, man, my body just...historgasm man. Those turrets."

"I historgasm everytime Prof. Smith enters the lecture theatre, he's just so passionate about his work."

by CaesarsConquest April 28, 2014

history day

The most worst day in the history of the world

(You)OMG its the worst day ever! (Friend) Must be history day.

by Hosted287 December 6, 2017

cool history bro

A phrase showing sarcastic disbelief of a given depiction of history.

"Did you know that aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids?"
"Cool history bro."

by civver July 15, 2009

Browsing History

A catalog to view all the porn you have recently watched.

Mainly used for reviewing porn videos, and so your husband/wife can check whether you are watching it.

A helpful tool against it is delete browsing history

Person 1: Hey what was that sexy porn you watched earlier?
Person 2: I don't know, lemme check my browsing history.

by TheOfficialTechPro November 12, 2018

AP European History

A class that tries to prepare students for the grueling life of a college student in high school, but fails miserably due to poorly written papers, Arial font, hyper-detailed projects, and insane amounts of homework that prevent a normal high school student from having a life.

Student#1: Hey Justin, wanna go to the party at Micheal's house?

Student#2: Sorry Mark, I have AP European History homework to do.

Student#1: Jeez man get a life.

by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009