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Lake Washington High School

LW is a public school in Kirkland WA. The mascot is the Purple Kangaroos.

The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks

The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.

Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.

Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
Lw? Where the rips run rampant?

Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.

The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
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high-fi

Yeah man, you can't really appreciate the subtleties of Shatner's acting unless your cognitive functions are impaired. It's the best high-fi ever.
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High Wipe

When someone smells because they wipe their ass too high up and don't actually wipe anything, missing everything in the process and hence why they stink.
(Seen in Sextuplets movie)
"Oh he stinks"
"That's definitely a high wipe"
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Estero high school

Full of beaners, preps, and stoners. This ugly school location in Estero Fl, is awful

Estero fuckinh sucks people always tappin

Used to be straight idk what happened

Teachers tryna catch me with my cart
But never catch me I’m too smart

All this gas got me tryna sleep in class

Why teachers being such a hard ass

Giving me detention but with all my friends its more like a convention

Admin Tryna catch me juulin

No worries Im straight boolin

Fake bitches all around

Can’t wait to leave this town

School ends at 1:35 that’s when I thrive

Getting home feeling tired

But this new cart got me feelin wired
Why so many people fake it’s like they tryna be snakes
Always posting drama on their finstas
Just stay on your rinsta

This bitch snitchin sayin the bathroom smells like dank

Nah you just stank

Estero makes me down wine like water

While teachers are probably fucking your daughter

People always getting high in the bathrooms

And hitting Juuls in classrooms

This school is full of too many cunts

Nah bitch you can’t hit my blunt

Saying I was out of class for too long

Sorry I was in my car writing this song
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Richfield high school

School whose food rivals that of the juvenile correctional facilities. Also location in which the the principal with half-ass waves goes around and blows 3+mil on renovation, but gives out cold cuts of ham on dry bread.
Yo, you hear Bernie diss that one wack ass school

Yea it was Richfield High School
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Context High

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
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William Floyd high school

Just the average place of whack teachers, a slow grading system, with students going insane. You'll probably definitely see people eating others faces in the music rotunda, but that's the norm here :D
Steven: yo y r there so many tongues down people's throats up in here @ William Floyd high school

Pablo: we in the music rotunda bro
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