22 miles east of houston where STDs and sluts originate. Everyone there has a least 2 kids before they turn 23 years old. No one bothers to get married, leading to multiple baby-mommas and baby-daddies. Population widely consists of high school drop outs that thrive only by selling of drugs and working at near by chemical plants.
After I fucked the hoe in Highlands i got warts on my dick and the bitch is saying the baby is mine.
by funkyfreshhh October 7, 2009
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1) A place containing very hot football players.
2) A place containing unbelievably gorgeous women.
3) A place containing "the brightest and the best"; probably those in line to run the country.
2) A place containing unbelievably gorgeous women.
3) A place containing "the brightest and the best"; probably those in line to run the country.
Scotty: Gosh, we are so bright, so attractive, and so athletic.
Lyn: I know, and I think I'm dating the future President.
Lyn: I know, and I think I'm dating the future President.
by R. H. November 5, 2004
Get the highland park highschool mug.A large residential shithole that is the king of slums in Southeast Washington D.C.. If you don’t live here you have business being here. If you get lost in the District and end up here you really fucked up. Washington Highlands is among the most violent neighborhoods in the District of Columbia. Approximately one third of the city's 181 homicides in 2007 occurred there. On January 2008, city officials discovered that Washington Highlands resident Banita Jacks had been living for months in her row house with the bodies of her four murdered children in advanced states of decomposition upstairs.
(Guy 1): Let's go to Barry Farm's n get some green.. We should goto tha Highlands and get a hooker.
(Guy 2): Im down with Barry Farms but.....Washington Highlands???? Are you fucking crazy?!?
(Guy 2): Im down with Barry Farms but.....Washington Highlands???? Are you fucking crazy?!?
by youngin joe July 6, 2008
Get the Washington Highlands mug.A rich, pretentious neighborhood, mostly full of rich, conservative, Caucasian Christians, located in Dallas. Highland Park is full of simple minded idiots, who frown upon individuality. In fact, just about anyone who isn't rich, conservative, straight, Caucasian, or Christian is fair game for their bullying. In Highland Park, people care more about their money than other people or even the environment. Highland Park highschool, obviously located in HP, is comparable to an insane asylum. Most of the school's "darling students" spend the weekends drinking, screwing eachother, and getting high of ADHD medication. Most HP highschool girls dress like sluts, and act as if they rule the world. Pretty much every girl wears shorts under a foot long, with a shirt so oversized you can't even see the shorts. As far as credibility, I've had the misfortune of attending the school for the past two years, and I've hated everyday of it. If you aren't a typical "Parkie", as they're called, then you will spend almost everyday in HP feeling lonely, depressed, hatred filled, and/or suicidal. Highland Park is Hell, bursting at the seams.
Normal Day in Highland Park highschooll
Parkie1- "Hey dude, did you smoke some of that shit with the swim team over the weekend?
Parkie2- "No man, I was too busy drinking with the football team. Hey look, a person with a different religion!"
Parkie1- "Ha, go kill yourself, you stupid fag. No one likes you"
Parkie1- "Hey dude, did you smoke some of that shit with the swim team over the weekend?
Parkie2- "No man, I was too busy drinking with the football team. Hey look, a person with a different religion!"
Parkie1- "Ha, go kill yourself, you stupid fag. No one likes you"
by The Gay Witch April 23, 2014
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