hesher

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

by Justin Scott August 22, 2003

hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006

Heather

Heather is a ball-bustin' Woman among Men. A Woman who usually dominates men professionally, but loves to be dominated by men in the bedroom. And Heather has those bedroom eyes and lies that men love - in both "work"places.

Heather is loyal to a fault and a great friend to have. JUST DON'T PISS HER OFF.

Christ I really got Heathered last night - and I LOVED EVERY MINUTE!!

by holly hox February 5, 2010

HeteroBromance

When a heterosexual male, is friends with another heterosexual male, and will have an intimate relationship with him envolving kissing, and doing Bromance type things, it will not be a sexually envolved relationship between two guys but may included a brojob(blowjob). It doesnt have to be just between to heterosexual male friends it may also be when a heterosexual male and another guy that he envies.

Bro: Hey bro you wanna come to my house tonight?
Friend: Sure dude! I will see you at 8pm
-"Watching a Movie"-
Bro: (goes over to kiss friend)
Friend: (breaks apart from kiss) What was that dude?
Bro: I love you like a bro dude! No homo!
Friend: (Thinks saying) Ohhhh (goes back to kissing)
-"They start to get more intimate touching eachother"-
Bro: (pulls off Friends pants and gives brojob; a blowjob by two straight males)
Friend: Bro dude you just gave me a blow job! Are you Gay or Bi?
Bro: No dude Im HeteroBromance

by MTA1992 February 27, 2011

hetero life mate

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.

dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

by howdiekiddies March 27, 2008

Heather

a girl's name, after a flowering bush with pretty pink, white, or purple flowers. Meaning "strong" and "courageous" and "enduring". Heather is a beautiful girl, inside and out.

Hey Heather Feather.

by mommy1972 February 8, 2010

hetero-curious

adj. Used to describe someone who is homosexual and has the desire to experiment with the opposite sex. The state of mind could be a graduial decline or a heriditary trait. Most people find their true inner sexual desire during their years at college, where they might decide to dabble with members of the other sex.

After beginning to dabble with manhunt.net Andy soon realized that his orientation needed to be changed to hetero-curious.

by abcg March 13, 2005