Heller's Law

1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.

2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.

Did you hear they are opening a new brewery on Oak? *respond with jerkoff motion* OR "Heller's Law"

by FruityShtetls September 1, 2013

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012

no heller

Jehovah witness's

Granny used to get the broom to sweep them damn No Hellers off my porch when they would come knocking.

by Joel S Osteen February 17, 2015

Whore Helper

A Whore Helper is a person who helps a Whore or a Thot become a Whore or a Thot

Rebbca, Jeccica, Shaquniqua, Shay Shay, Fati, Maddison and Lillan are all Whore Helpers because they all slept with Jerome at the same time!

by Tajae's Writer May 31, 2016

Discord Helper Day

Discord Helper Day is on the 13th of December and is for all of the Legendary Peacekeeping Discord Server Helpers who try to clean and defend Discord Servers from the terrible rule-breaking actions that were done by not only the Members, but also by the 13 Year old E-Girl Attracted Discord Moderators.

Member 1: "Hey, Discord Helper Day is Today!!"
Member 2: "Awesome! We can finally Honor our Peace Keepers!"

by Springbonnie1893 December 13, 2020

Tricia Helfer

A frakkin hot and talented canadian actress and supermodel. A beautiful person inside and out, who is a literal Queen and a Goddess. All of her fans love her and she loves them as well. You won't meet a person who is kinder, lovelier and sweeter than she is. She is also an animal lover and activist, she has many cute cats. She is most known for her roles in Battlestar Galactica, Lucifer, Van Helsing and Killer Women.

Tricia Helfer is so sweet, her fans in House Helfer loves her so much!

by heavensentkira April 11, 2021