Double Fisted Helicopter

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.

Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"

by KarliMonster March 23, 2011

helicopter pad

trimmed pubic hair - like a landing strip, only shorter

I waxed and tweezed down to a helicopter pad

by Sweetnsexy January 31, 2006

Helicopter Chop

the act of swinging your dick around like a helicopter blade then slowly but at the same time smacking the shit out of one's face.

Dude, I helicopter chopped the shit out of Jesse last night.

by Joshua and Matt August 13, 2008

black helicopter theory

Black helicopters are part of a conspiracy theory that claims that special silent running "black" helicopters are used by secret agents of the New World Order, United Nations troops preparing to invade the United States of America, and/or the Men in Black. Parapsychologist John Keel has argued that this theory has similar origins to those regarding UFO's, ghosts and fairies; that they are part of modern mythology; in this case, representing a fear of the government and its technology.

Black helicopters without FAA-required running lights are regularly used by the drug interdiction office DEA. In addition, most US Army helicopters (such as the Black Hawk) are finished in a very dark chocolate or olive matt paint. With the progressive development of night vision goggles, the need for helicopters to be lit when moving as a planned formation has been reduced.

See also: TACMAR

in short, any farfetched theory concerning any government or other conspiracy, can be espoused by either those of right or left wing persuasions.

Noam Chomsky's theory about Soap operas being geared to lure women from politics sure is a black helicopter theory.

by Koby_Fish April 4, 2004

Helicopter Dick

A trick where one spins their penis around in circles reminiscent to the spinning of helicopter blades. Often used on a first date to impress a girl.

I think there was a lonely island song or something, but this maneuver has been around for hundreds of years and is an integral part of many cultures.

This maneuver can be performed in unfamiliar situations to make new friends.

I would normally not put out on the first date... but his helicopter dick... I had no choice.

by S0ygamer July 6, 2011

attack helicopter

Attack helicopters are helicopters that are armed with ATGMs ( look it up), rocket pods, and 20-30mm chain/miniguns. Two examples are the MI-24 Hind and the AH-64 Apache. They are used to blow the shit out of anything in range, including tanks, infantry, IFVs, and anything else unlucky enough to be near them ( unless the helicopter is an OH-58 Cayuse or an AH-6 Little Bird, in which case you are fine unless you manage to make it crash on you)

The AH-64D Apache Longbow is one of the best attack helicopters on the world!

by ApachepilotJP June 18, 2014

Helicopter Dick

The act of spinning one's dick in a circular motion to imitate the rotating blades of a helicopter.

Fellas.. Get ready.. To impress a chick, helicopter dick GO, helicopter dick GO

by DopeitsDom October 8, 2011