A very tasty beer brewed in Holland. Unfortunately this brand of beer has become the "beer of choice" for douche bags all around the USA. This popularity with the douches tends to discourage some people from enjoying it due to the fear of being labeled as a douche bag. It is grossly unappreciated and has been given a bad name due to DB usage.
John: Hey what's your favorite beer?
Alex: Well I think Heineken is a great beer, but i try not to drink it around other people
John: Why not?
Alex: Because every douche bag in the world drinks like a pussy and they pretend to like it. I don't want to be labeled as a DB so i try not to drink Heineken in public
John: Those fucking douche bags ruin everything
Alex: I know; i'll have a double Johnnie Walker Black, Neat
Alex: Well I think Heineken is a great beer, but i try not to drink it around other people
John: Why not?
Alex: Because every douche bag in the world drinks like a pussy and they pretend to like it. I don't want to be labeled as a DB so i try not to drink Heineken in public
John: Those fucking douche bags ruin everything
Alex: I know; i'll have a double Johnnie Walker Black, Neat
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1.A female cow who has not had any young yet.
2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.
3.A very heavy woman.
2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.
3.A very heavy woman.
1."When is that heifer gonna make some babies?"
2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."
3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."
3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
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Get the haizen mug.When a person hooks up with multiple people in one night. Usually the people are unaware that they are being 'Heikell cycled' until the next morning when they discuss the event with their fellow Eskimo family.
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My dad is acting like a total Heideri he just think he can do whatever now that mom left him because she saw his internet history.
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