Haber

a ferocious bear that will eat you; found anywhere in the world (except Japan); extremely dangerous

John: OMG there's a ferocious haber!
Connor: Haber, where?

by HAberman January 18, 2011

The Hebrew Hammer

A hilarious take-off on Blackploitation genre films such as Shaft--a Jewploitation flick starring Adam Goldberg as the title character, the Hebrew Hammer.

Have you seen The Hebrew Hammer?

by AynRandsTeddyBear May 2, 2005

keith habersberger

1/4 of Buzzfeed's TryGuys. He loves fried chicken, but is willing to give it up for his lovely fiancée Becky. He's both the friendliest and tallest Try Guy. Can't handle spicy food and is the friendliest monster at Knott's Scary Farm. Actually male!Sailor Jupiter. All friend groups need a friend like Keith.

Person #1: Whoa that guy has a huge mouth and is eating a ton of fried chicken!

Person #2: Yeah he's a real Keith Habersberger.

by laurathestara July 6, 2017

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

hebewebe

hebewebe is word referring to Martin Luther King Day, or any holiday observance where a US Federal Holiday supports a Day Off from Work.

As in "He be Dead, We be Off".

What you doin on hebewebe day?

by Dave Dragon December 13, 2008

hebejebelus

Pronounced hee-bee-jee-belus.
A nickname, usually online, which is far too long and/or difficult to spell or pronounce to actually be a useful nickname.

"Boom, headshot!"
"Fuck you, 1337haxxor40302lolz. I hate you and your hebejebelus name."

by Hebejebelus January 25, 2010

Hebrew Guru

The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish

To study under the Hebrew Guru is to become one with your Judism

by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005